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ApocalypseRambo's picture

when the zombie apocalypse begins there will not be that many zombies for at least a week. thats when i spring my plan into action
PHASE ONE- CLOTHING- WEAPONS- VEHICLE
Clothing- carharts, nike shox (faster), turtle neck under leather jacket, hockey mask, 5 changes of clothes
Weapons-Winchester super X2,Colt .45ACP,baseball bat with removal strap i made( giving me the ability to wear it like a guitar) and my survival knife ( 7 inch blade)
Vehicle- dads old U-haul truck.

PHASE TWO: LOCATION- FOOD- SUPPLYS

My hardcore zombie plan. *Explicit lyrics*

Eight_Gauge's picture

Ok, I have recently moved into my new crib, (Which is totally fucking awesome, but also in the middle of the suburbs, so it isn't too awesome.)and when the shit hits the fan, I'm going to get all my non-perishable foodstuffs and guns/ammo/tools/fuel/gear and fling it in the back of my insanely dirty, somewhat bullet-resistant '98 Dodge Ram Diesel truck. Then I will drive around, collecting furnace oil (Fuel for my truck) and 3 pre-selected hardcore motherfuckers with their own equipment(Yes, my truck will fit it all.).

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