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My legit Zombie Plan

Kingofthehillz's picture

I've Actually been thinking about this lately and I plan on revising it as I go.

Thank god for my psycho teacher. Only he would have a year's ration of water bottles in a windowless room.

Step 1
Gotta get to my highschool. Why?

Structure- place looks like a damn prison. It is built with so much concrete it's hard to imagine any other place to go. Windows are limited, and the windows that are available are second story. But the place was built in the 50's so its like supposed to be structured like a bomb shelter i guess. I dunno, if i designed a high school, I'd be more about encouraging learning than encouraging a soviet bombing.

Location- Place is right next to a freakin food court. I know those sleeze-bags knew that teenagers only eat food that their parents DIDN'T pack em, so they all opened up right next to the school. I guess I should be grateful, But man do they cause traffic to be an ass when school gets out. Also there's a Big 5 like a couple blocks away. They got some guns. I mean they're not great, but they're a whole lot better than a friggen bat.

Investments- I don't know about you fools, but my high school is loaded. We've even got a bit of solar panels and a back up generator. I'm not even kidding. I mean it don't help much. Generator lasts like an hour, and the pannels meet less than 3 % of the schools energy needs DURING THE DAY. But when crisis comes, that's damn helpful. And its got a library. Even if those wimpy panels can't bust a nut for entertainment, I guess I got books right. You know for burnin and stuff.

Crazy Teacher's room- avoiding name cause i don't want to hurt no one's feelings. Except O'Connor. He can go to hell. Yeah, but Psycho's room? He's our tech guy, and he boarded up all the windows in his class room. God knows why, i think he's insane. But thats only the icing. Dude has a fridge with a year's worth of bottled water! Guy buys like everything at costco I swear. So not only am I virtually invisible, I got enough water to last me a good while before I move to step two.

At this point I'm looking for survivors, cause oh geez People get crazy when they're lonely. I'm sure i speak for all of us when say I got the jibblies when will smith started makin small talk with the mannequins. Not to mention, Twould be nice to have people to do the food getting instead of me having to risk my life for it.

The school's got allot of phone books, and school references, so I could probably try calling around for my friends. If the lines are down, what evs, School's a good meeting ground. I'm sure at least the kids are bound to walk by here just to check.

Also any power is devoted to the internet. Shoot, there's probably no one sending internets. Dang, I guess I'm using it for the fridge. Gotta get the most out of your food i guess.

At this point I'm making preparations for step 2, accommodating for any setbacks or bonuses I got while I was camping at schoo.

Using the school's portable guillotine

ScottCab's picture

First thing to know about the "portable guillotine" it is actually one of those paper cutters that are extremely sharp and have a 2-3 foot blade with a handle on them. Okay, I would go to the teacher's lounge and, using the screwdriver from the janitors cart, take off the guillotine blade and use it to battle out to the parking lot. I would take the keys off a redneck zombie and some random zombie that i have killed, as i do not own a car.

living in the seaaa

jpm_24's picture

I always see huge boats arriving to the port of my city, huge, black and red, full of GASOLINE boats.
And I let my imagination do the work. I imaging one of those huge boats with a gasoline contaner and a kinf of freezer for food, and that opens a sort of door leting out a small ferry with armored vehicles like a hummer or a sport car with high suspension. The ferry would land on a port or beach letting a super trained team of shooters to look for gas, food, water,cars( for replacing the bad parts of the cars) and ammo.

My Specific Zombie Plan

Immortal NPC's picture

Before I do a plan to help everyone in general I want to let everyone in on my personal ZP.

the plan

mephisto's picture

wen the zombie outbreak first happens were ever it may start i will put the plan into action within the first cuple of hours of the initial outbreak at the very most. the plan basicaly consists of gethering my team (who are family and friends) and take them and supplies to my fathers sailboat and travel on that and avoid large populated arias and continue to do that for how ever long it takes.

how i will do this is:

Short term survival

NWwheelin7109's picture

Guns, ammo, food, water, gasoline, on a boat in a large body of water, nuff said.

I am not kidding about zombies, i dont imagine them as something fun to think about to entertain myself, i truly believe they are not only potentially one of the strongest apocolyptic forces imaginable but also very VERY real, they may not be a problem right now, but i have a feeling one day we WILL have an epidemic to deal with concerning the walking dead.

The Lake Retreat

P0ST G3N0C1D3's picture

My plan consists of everything you could possibly imagine doing to survive! ok, this is how my plan goes. During the morning is when (I hope it strikes) i will get ready for the preperations. I live about a few or maybe even 12 streets down from Home Depot. So i will get everything i need mostly some equipment there from my home depot there. from there i hope i can find at least

1 or 2 Crowbars
1 Tool Duffel Bag
1 pair of X-Large pliers
1 Gas Mask (just in case it mutates to airborne)

My four phase plan

prof_tatori's picture

Okay so I have a four phase plan, and yes im skilled in gun combat, camping, canoeing, kayaking, blade combat, fishing welding, remodeling, electrical work, leadership, first aid, and many other skills that will be useful when the infection begins. I also have 3 months of non-perishable food (for 10 people) in a van, along with 3 voyager conoes, a standard canoe, and a kayak, many other supplys (will post my supply list later) I have been to every place I mention in the first two phases of my plan.

Ocean Life

FireArm15's picture

Use a big truck, not a semi, but a big truck, to get to the coast somehow. Hotwire someones boat, and head for the nearest offshore oil rig. There will be food, power, and it will be relativly uninhabited.

Private Island

Nick's picture

I'm most likely to be in my home when I hear of a zombie outbreak, which is about 20 miles from the coast, in a village on the outskirts of a big city.

Zombies will obviously go for the largest density of people, e.g. the city centre, the mall, supermarkets, so I certainly won't attempt to raid any of these. Hopefully, I will be able to track the zombies' progress towards my cul-de-sac using the TV or internet.

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