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Bus Stealer

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Hey guys,

I have a post topic helping others with there zombie plans http://yourzombieplan.com/content/help-your-zombie-plan-come-here

1. first im getting my sword (blades a little wonky and moves when swung but ill be able to get some kills with it) and attaching a knife onto a broom stick pole (without the broom) for a temporary spear, then getting then car (suv) and driving to the gold bus housing station and taking a bus

2. Going to my family's houses and getting them (only 1 live in town)

Bus Stealer (dont wory about this plan as i have written it in 2 sentences. only people that know me will know the plan)

blarg999's picture

http://attachments.wetpaintserv.us/-yC0gP1j0pItQ1Q15pb-pg1882065
My house to the gold bus station.

Im stealing a bus and driving around ballarat for 1 day saving friends and some other survivors.

My legit Zombie Plan

Kingofthehillz's picture

I've Actually been thinking about this lately and I plan on revising it as I go.

Thank god for my psycho teacher. Only he would have a year's ration of water bottles in a windowless room.

Step 1
Gotta get to my highschool. Why?

Structure- place looks like a damn prison. It is built with so much concrete it's hard to imagine any other place to go. Windows are limited, and the windows that are available are second story. But the place was built in the 50's so its like supposed to be structured like a bomb shelter i guess. I dunno, if i designed a high school, I'd be more about encouraging learning than encouraging a soviet bombing.

Location- Place is right next to a freakin food court. I know those sleeze-bags knew that teenagers only eat food that their parents DIDN'T pack em, so they all opened up right next to the school. I guess I should be grateful, But man do they cause traffic to be an ass when school gets out. Also there's a Big 5 like a couple blocks away. They got some guns. I mean they're not great, but they're a whole lot better than a friggen bat.

Investments- I don't know about you fools, but my high school is loaded. We've even got a bit of solar panels and a back up generator. I'm not even kidding. I mean it don't help much. Generator lasts like an hour, and the pannels meet less than 3 % of the schools energy needs DURING THE DAY. But when crisis comes, that's damn helpful. And its got a library. Even if those wimpy panels can't bust a nut for entertainment, I guess I got books right. You know for burnin and stuff.

Crazy Teacher's room- avoiding name cause i don't want to hurt no one's feelings. Except O'Connor. He can go to hell. Yeah, but Psycho's room? He's our tech guy, and he boarded up all the windows in his class room. God knows why, i think he's insane. But thats only the icing. Dude has a fridge with a year's worth of bottled water! Guy buys like everything at costco I swear. So not only am I virtually invisible, I got enough water to last me a good while before I move to step two.

At this point I'm looking for survivors, cause oh geez People get crazy when they're lonely. I'm sure i speak for all of us when say I got the jibblies when will smith started makin small talk with the mannequins. Not to mention, Twould be nice to have people to do the food getting instead of me having to risk my life for it.

The school's got allot of phone books, and school references, so I could probably try calling around for my friends. If the lines are down, what evs, School's a good meeting ground. I'm sure at least the kids are bound to walk by here just to check.

Also any power is devoted to the internet. Shoot, there's probably no one sending internets. Dang, I guess I'm using it for the fridge. Gotta get the most out of your food i guess.

At this point I'm making preparations for step 2, accommodating for any setbacks or bonuses I got while I was camping at schoo.

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