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So you wake up one day in your suburban neighborhood that's close to the city, but not too close, and there's a zombie invasion.

When the news finally breaks out that the United States Government isn't going to be able to save us from an impending zombie invasion, My family and I know just what to do: hunker down and shoot the crap out of everything that moans. My plan is simple, and consists of 3 important elements and 1 failsafe.

Allright, my plan is simple. For the sake of argument I'm presuming we have a condition only transmitted by bites of the undead, and that we're dealing with slow not particularly bright zombies.
I live in the country, have a 5 acre property on a small river, thoroughly protected by fencing along the road, and blackberries elsewhere (even a zombie ain't getting through a mile thick blackberry patch). I keep about two weeks worth of food and water handy, and could probably live a long time on fish from the river and game. But that ain't my plan.