guns

It is so god damn hard to find a gun to Shanghai....i doubt there are even more than 10 in Pudong.... So if there was a zombie attack, i would gather my buddies around, and some other random survivors, and barricade our selves in my school. We call for help.... And there should be plenty of food left in the storage place in the cafeteria. If help doesn't come?....shit...... Get the big guys, bring them to the PE storage. Get hockey sticks, and anything heavy, so they can go melee on them. If they get bitten? We kill them. Then run back inside the school area.

Unfortunately a lot of plans such as flying to a Scottish castle, building a fortress or moving to the top of a tepui (http://www.terebess.hu/kert/roraima.jpg), may be a touch impractical. I've had to create a back up plan where we have very little time to prepare. Now, I live in a town of 15,000 people, an hour east is a million people. The hypothetical scenario is as such: The city has been infected, it will starts spreading towards the town and it looks like it wont stop spreading anytime soon.

If this chicken what's to live on my island they can suck my dick.
i only take in the best of the best.
zombies are too dumb to cross water, you survive and make your way to my island then i welcome you with open arms.
grab your AK40's your Machetes, Bats, Axes, whatever your heart desires.
use their heads as footballs kiddies.
grab a boat or even swim your ass to my island where you all will be safe.
mind you i do a very well done inspection incase someone who has been bitten tries to get to my lovily little island.
i have food and everything here.
safe zone with me bitches ;))

I already have 3 9mm at my place so I'll use them to make it to my friends gun store where I will get as much weapons and ammo as I can get holding it in backpacks. This will then be taken back to my house where the other members of my family and my friends are currently putting metal shutters which work electronically on my windows. I dont't live in a city so have around 4 days to prepare before I need to kill some zombies.

This is kind of a dark plan so if you have a weak stomach avert your eyes.

Dawn of The Dead Rules: Bites infect you other than that everything is normal.

Grant's one month plan to ensure survival:

Infection arises:

Week 1: Gathering water food and guns.

OK, i have a few zombie obsessed friends and i admit, i am as well. it gets to the point when we discuss zombie survival plans daily. but our most talked about plan is the one we know will be the most successful, and it is played out as followed...

First things first it's dawn of the dead rules meaning only bites and saliva from the zombie into an open wound will turn you. I live in a nice neghborhood about 12 miles away from the city so when it happens ill have a good amount of time to prepare. the first thing to do is to go for guns and lets be honest the guy at the gun store isn't going to just hand them out so you're best bet would be to have your own or have a friend with some. I have one 12 guage single shot so that will be enough to round up my sister and my best friend he has 2 semi automatic 12 guages and 2 22.

This plans starts off at my home in Nacogdoches, Texas. As soon as i see or hear word that a Zombie outbreak happens i'm straight to work. I go get the guns from the Gun safe.

my plan is to purchase a old russian armoured personel carrier (apc) which has enough room to acomodate 18 people, as i will not be taking this many it will enable some of the room to be turned into storage and i will convert camp beds into bunk beds to be positioned inside, we will also have excess fuel in jerry cans affixed to the roof, one of my friends works at a garage and has a knowladge of all things realted to engines so it can be fixed.

Ok first before this plan gets started this is how it’ll go, It will be the beginning of spring, I live in a suburban town with a a lot of people, pretty big for not being a major city, I have an SUV with enough gas to run at least 200 miles without refueling, I have A LOT of canned food and water. I don’t have a gun however I have a friend who has guns, and lots of them.