guns

ok i live in the heartland southern illinois so i am surrounded by highly populated areas on all sides...so any way i would have trouble getting out of the area...if there were a zombie out break i would grab my revolver,four shotguns,four rifles and a machete throw them in my truck and then i would go get my friends shaun,dj.charles they all have alot of guns and supply...i would get them and then i would head to the local bass pro shop and pawn shop grab whats left of the guns and ammo and supplies etc.

the first thing i do in a zombie apacolypse is go to my neighbors/bestfriends and tell them to get all there guns, ammo,food and blankets they can to myhouse. i will also tell them to fill up ther baths with water. then we will get our wood from our shop and barricade my house wich is 2 storys. both of our familys our HUGE hunting/fishing gamers(because we live in louissiana) . together we have a bit more than 2 and a half full freezers full of meet so we will be stacked on food.

Well my plan is fairly simple, since i live in stupid south carolina in a fairly unpopulated town, i have a few advanteges. first, since this is the country we have loose gun laws, my parents own 3 shotguns and a rifle. so i would take all of those and find a large vehicle which isnt to hard considering where i live, and there are 2 car dealerships down the road from me. i would contact my friends and see if they are alive and if they are, (or not) then i would head to atlanta. When i reach atlanta i would head to the Ferrari Dealership (hey everyones gone why not?) and take one of them.

It is so god damn hard to find a gun to Shanghai....i doubt there are even more than 10 in Pudong.... So if there was a zombie attack, i would gather my buddies around, and some other random survivors, and barricade our selves in my school. We call for help.... And there should be plenty of food left in the storage place in the cafeteria. If help doesn't come?....shit...... Get the big guys, bring them to the PE storage. Get hockey sticks, and anything heavy, so they can go melee on them. If they get bitten? We kill them. Then run back inside the school area.

Unfortunately a lot of plans such as flying to a Scottish castle, building a fortress or moving to the top of a tepui (http://www.terebess.hu/kert/roraima.jpg), may be a touch impractical. I've had to create a back up plan where we have very little time to prepare. Now, I live in a town of 15,000 people, an hour east is a million people. The hypothetical scenario is as such: The city has been infected, it will starts spreading towards the town and it looks like it wont stop spreading anytime soon.

If this chicken what's to live on my island they can suck my dick.
i only take in the best of the best.
zombies are too dumb to cross water, you survive and make your way to my island then i welcome you with open arms.
grab your AK40's your Machetes, Bats, Axes, whatever your heart desires.
use their heads as footballs kiddies.
grab a boat or even swim your ass to my island where you all will be safe.
mind you i do a very well done inspection incase someone who has been bitten tries to get to my lovily little island.
i have food and everything here.
safe zone with me bitches ;))

I already have 3 9mm at my place so I'll use them to make it to my friends gun store where I will get as much weapons and ammo as I can get holding it in backpacks. This will then be taken back to my house where the other members of my family and my friends are currently putting metal shutters which work electronically on my windows. I dont't live in a city so have around 4 days to prepare before I need to kill some zombies.

This is kind of a dark plan so if you have a weak stomach avert your eyes.

Dawn of The Dead Rules: Bites infect you other than that everything is normal.

Grant's one month plan to ensure survival:

Infection arises:

Week 1: Gathering water food and guns.

OK, i have a few zombie obsessed friends and i admit, i am as well. it gets to the point when we discuss zombie survival plans daily. but our most talked about plan is the one we know will be the most successful, and it is played out as followed...

First things first it's dawn of the dead rules meaning only bites and saliva from the zombie into an open wound will turn you. I live in a nice neghborhood about 12 miles away from the city so when it happens ill have a good amount of time to prepare. the first thing to do is to go for guns and lets be honest the guy at the gun store isn't going to just hand them out so you're best bet would be to have your own or have a friend with some. I have one 12 guage single shot so that will be enough to round up my sister and my best friend he has 2 semi automatic 12 guages and 2 22.