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Fighting off zombies is all about using your brains. You don't use your brain, it'll get eaten.

So my plan. I have this friend, George. He's fat, and meaty, and zombies will absolutely want him on a plate with an apple stuffed in his mouth like in those stupid cartoons. So, we use him like bait.

my plan is:
wen the zombie apocalypse happens i will take my illegal mp5 out of my closset and kill all of them, and keep one as a pet. and maybe later have some cake or something :)