zombie

I live in a suburban area next to a school and across the road from a park, so needless to say i have a couple of options. My house is on the end of a very long road so which more or less leads to a major highway, i intend to utilize this. All the bull shit about grabbing survivor's from around you and hunkering down in some house you've barricaded with chairs and whatnot is ridiculous, point being there's no point having a safe house in a rough area.

i am going to kill megan foxes bf because hes lying. im megan foxes bf. so im going to inject myself with a zombie virus and chuck norris. then im going to find the faker and round house kick him in the face. then go back in time and do it again while fucking megan fox.

Fighting off zombies is all about using your brains. You don't use your brain, it'll get eaten.

So my plan. I have this friend, George. He's fat, and meaty, and zombies will absolutely want him on a plate with an apple stuffed in his mouth like in those stupid cartoons. So, we use him like bait.

First of all,when the zombie apocolypse or possibly even the "virus" spreads it will come to all of us unawares reguardless of careful search(although one or ten(for every square foot more or less)may possibly notice and try to tell everybody but they most likely will be called nothing but nutters).

I wish to clarify some ideas about zombie physiology. Any plan which I put up will be dealing with either "Dawn of the Dead Remake" or "28 Days Later" zombies, for reasons I shall soon explain.

Suppose, for a minute, that the zombie apocalypse has begun. If the cause was a virus, for example "Rage," then the zeds would not have actually "died" in order to become horrific, man-eating monsters. They are diseased homo sapiens, and as such, function as any biological organism must, in order to remain alive.

Ok, I have recently moved into my new crib, (Which is totally fucking awesome, but also in the middle of the suburbs, so it isn't too awesome.)and when the shit hits the fan, I'm going to get all my non-perishable foodstuffs and guns/ammo/tools/fuel/gear and fling it in the back of my insanely dirty, somewhat bullet-resistant '98 Dodge Ram Diesel truck. Then I will drive around, collecting furnace oil (Fuel for my truck) and 3 pre-selected hardcore motherfuckers with their own equipment(Yes, my truck will fit it all.).

This is my EXACT plan if/when World War Z occurs.

Weapons:
Cold Steel survival knife
Remington 870 Express Magnum(close range)
Remington 760 pump 30-06 Scoped (long range)
Bushmaster AR-15 (Dont have this yet)
And a few handguns of choice

Already having weapons gives myself a huge advantage, and also having sufficient ammo doesn't hurt either.

My Attire:
Anti Pathogen/Water Proof Combat Boots
Surplus Military trousers(ones with lots of pockets)
Tactical vest(keep ammo and other useful tools in)
Bandanna and also a Riot Helmet
Sunglasses/goggles

Other Useful Items:

okay, so, infection breaks out in the usa, Texas has finally gotten tired of barack obama being president, so there not going to help anyone so what do you do? well, ur not in Texas, so ur chances are slim, but they're chances nontheless.

So it has occurred to me that my original zombie plan wasn't very specific, or even good.

Here's a detailed, well thought out, but flexible plan for someone who lives in a rural or lightly populated area, around 500 - 1500 families. This plan is also based upon the fact that you are cold and efficient, and you have everything at least somewhat ready, and you take the appropriate supplies with you.

Bad zombie! Damn you!
Get the flamethrower ready,
It's Barbecue time!!