bullets?....no bullets? BEARS

georgeng95's picture

It is so god damn hard to find a gun to Shanghai....i doubt there are even more than 10 in Pudong.... So if there was a zombie attack, i would gather my buddies around, and some other random survivors, and barricade our selves in my school. We call for help.... And there should be plenty of food left in the storage place in the cafeteria. If help doesn't come?....shit...... Get the big guys, bring them to the PE storage. Get hockey sticks, and anything heavy, so they can go melee on them. If they get bitten? We kill them. Then run back inside the school area. So basically.....we just have to go melee. It may sound stupid...... but isnt that the only choice we've got if we have no guns? WEll another way.....is that we put shit all over the school bus, like tables, and some other stuff, so that it can protect the bus. And drive to the airport, and find an airplane to get in. No pilots? We stay back in school. BUT when we are in school. People will drive the bus around to collect food, but before that, we go to the police station, to check if there are any guns, or weapons. OH and how can i forget, my neighbor has a FREAKING SWORD. So break in, get the sword, get out. go to school. Follow the plan. But thats only if there arent any guns....... If there are guns, We just go around shooting zombies from our buses. And look for other survivors, hopefully there will be a dude who knows how to fly a plane, and so that person can fly us to antarctica, where the weather is so cold, that we cant get infected. THEN, thats when the good part starts. we WAIT for the cure to be discovered, and during that time. We will train polar bears to fight..... They are BRUTAL, so that way, we can put them back onto a plane, and bring them back to Shanghai, to kill all the zombies...... ANd if the polar bears do kill all the zombies, we will barricade Pudong, so that no other zombies can come into shanghai. THen we wait for a cure. If the plan fails, i get my sword, slash everyone to pieces so that they dont have to turn into zombies, or die slowly..... Then we all die..... and the zombies starve....they die....everyone die.......yea...

Nick the Lurker's picture

the cure

we already have a cure for zombieizum.

bullets!
put enough of them in to any zombie and you will "cure" him eventually.

i know , i know, you dont have access to guns, im just teasing. and i appoligise for being a dick about it, its just for fun.

any way i do have somthing constructive to add for you. when you raid your local police station make sure to find the riot gear! in countries that dont allow guns their police often have riot gear to spare. grab up that armor and the shields, if your forced in to melee combat with zeds your gonna want it. i wouldnt bother with the batans, too light and they arnt ment to kill. but if your school has a metal shop or even some kinda metal working equipment you could make some more swords. another possible source of armor is any leather working shop in town. even if you have guns armor is a good idea. if it saves you from being bitten on the flesh you will be safe from infection.

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proper planning prevents piss poor performance.

taylorarsenal123's picture

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seriously polar bears? i think walruses are better.

cacastick's picture

Dude...

I was gonna vote for you..
Until i read the part where you fly to Antarctica, get polar bears and come back and kill everything.
That was my idea..
But respect...

prophet's picture

what if

the polar bears get bitten?
then wont you have zombie polar bears going around and killing everyone?

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