Did Zombies Eat Your Neighbors?Submitted by justindude28 on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 15:24 |
One of the most obvious facts related to any natural disaster is that people will die. This is sad, but true. When considering the possibility of a "Zombie Apocalypse", you really don't have to think hard to realize that lots of people are going to die. But being the sick opportunist that I am, I have found a way to make good out of so much bad. Lets think... Where do people live? Houses. What happens to the houses when nobody owns them anymore? Well...
I live in a subdivision of a neighborhood called "Lake Windcrest." Houses here range from 1 story to 3 story, and large families to small families. But for the most part, the large houses have only 2-4 people living in them. When, IF these people become infected, there house becomes abandoned. So, with that knowledge in mind I would like to dive right into my newest plan.
Did zombies eat your neighbors?
No? That's great!
Yes? I'm sorry.
So here's an idea... you now have a group of survivors (your non-eaten neighbors), and you have a group of empty houses. First, you take some of your neighbors,
.... <- (that is a small group of neighbors)
and you put them in an abandoned house.
.... /--\
.... I__I <- (thats an abandoned house.)
If you can get enough of the houses filled with (armed) survivors, you can make a massive parameter that will have several layers of defense from the zombies.
Now you have a huge parameter of houses filled with survivors. Hooray! now all you have to do is dig gardens at each of the houses, scavenge for gasoline and natural gas-powered generators, convert them to manual power, and set up a powerplant. That way, you have a minicity making its own food and power, all the while keeping the zombies at bay.
And, in the rare case that the inhabitants of a house get infected, you can simply lock it up and throw in a couple of molotov cocktails and burn them/the house to ash.
The End! (Don't you love happy endings?)



Uhm...No. You just suspect
Uhm...No. You just suspect everyone to have weapons? This isnt Cod 5 Nazi Zombies buddy. You would have half your group loot buildings and half doing what you said. And again. You just suspect everyone to find fuel and generators and food in a couple of minutes? The best plan is too capture a Wal-Mart. Guns, ALOT OF FOOD, Water, Beds, Cars, Roof for planting gardens and making signs. Rethink something before you execute it and you will have better results.
"Remember, Just because its lying their doesnt mean its dead...
Guns
Hey, broseph.. Guns are not really a problem, because my family in and of itself owns enough to arm my neighborhood. Thank you, have a nice day.
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congratz
Congratz on the win, Dude.
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EPIC WIN!!!
epic win is epic! if my friends and i can make it up to magnolia, we will work together with you. no doubt. we haz lotsa gunz
"death will come when im good and ready"
Great!
More people, more zombie killing!!!!!
Damn an blast, that was the best idea I had all week...- blades_dont_need_reloading
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A couple crucial flaws...
1 main problem i see is, what if your neighbors get killed? Also, what if you only have 1-2 weapons?
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A couple crucial corrections...
1. If your neighbors get killed, take their stuff, smarty! Thats the beauty of this plan. If your neighbors are dead, more supplies for you! And, if their house is nice and defensible, you can take that instead.
2. I have a few more than 1-2 weapons. more like, 47-47 weapons. And if YOU only have 1-2 weapons, GO TAKE MORE FROM YOUR DEAD NEIGHBOR! See? Neighbors die, take their stuff. They won't be using it any time soon.
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ok, its decent.
ok, ok. its preaty good, unless the government starts nuking to try to get rid of them, then you might need spf nine million... stupid government... ramble ramble...
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LOL!
New signature. You are my hero!
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too simple
life isnt that easy
you are depending on many of your neighbors working under one leader without question, you would need walls between houses strong enough to stop a horde. you cant expect a non connected wall of forts to stop a horde. think of a tower defence game, when to many bad guys come you get over run, if you wall them off only when your walls themself are broken do you get overrun, this buys you more time. when you fix those flaws let me know and i will tell you the rest.
Ok...
Where the heck did you get the idea that they would all be working under one leader?! NO! that is not the idea! the idea is that if your neighbor's house no longer has living inhabitants, you take their house/stuff and make your OWN fortress more fortified! And if their house is already better than yours, just move your things into theirs!
Also, when you talk about hordes, you need to understand that I live in MAGNOLIA TEXAS, my nearest neighbors live 13 ACRES AWAY! this is one of the least populated areas in Texas.
Oh, and LIFE IS NOT A TOWER DEFENSE GAME, SMART ONE.
and "when you fix those flaws let me know and i will tell you the rest." Your plan ain't no gold plated toilet seat either.
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let me know
what is wrong with mine, i would love to clear things up. one leader is better cause it is easier.
ok
As the old addage goes, arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded.
I don't want to start a big thing with you, I just wish you would word your comments with a bit less edge.
and by the way, in your plan you put all your eggs in one basket.
You should have more than one potential fort instead of one huge castle.
(and people don't like working for one supreme dicktator)
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I like it! Simple, but sweet.
I like it! Simple, but sweet. There's just one thing, what if part of the community, say a house, becomes infected without notice? Sure, you could kill them, but an infection inside the safe zone wouldn't be very good.
Capn774- more badass than taking a bite out of a shark corpse. Wait... isn't shark an aphrodisiac? Wow, that shark corpse is starting to turn me on ;)
Yeah... It sure would suck to
Yeah... It sure would suck to have a fort get infected, but I have a plan for that too. I will add it to my plan, and thanks for pointing that issue out!
Damn an blast, that was the best idea I had all week...- blades_dont_need_reloading
It's ok. It's only the internet.