Fighting off zombies is all about using your brains. You don't use your brain, it'll get eaten.

So my plan. I have this friend, George. He's fat, and meaty, and zombies will absolutely want him on a plate with an apple stuffed in his mouth like in those stupid cartoons. So, we use him like bait.
We start off small. We get to our school, where there will probably be zombies all around the place. We (Marcus, this buff friend who totally has the body of Hugh Jackman. Seriously, check him out on facebook, and I) strip George down, cover him in delicious Hertz BBQ sauce and make him do a lap around the field to attract those stupid zombies. They will begin to chase George down, and he will run into the assembly hall where they will all follow him into. Then, quickly, George will get out of that hall through another entrance, and lock the f*cking zombies in.
We then burn the assembly hall. Oh yeahhhh.
After this we move on and do more of this type of thing, but on a much bigger scale. Trust me, give me 5 years and I will make sure each and every zombie will die. But only if George runs fast enough. If he cant, we're all screwed.

The end.