my schoolhouse rocks!!!!

smackie's picture

this is just one of several zombie plans that i have created.

there are several factors you must put into consideration when making a zombie plan. First, think about how you will survive. are you going to be on the hunt for zombies? or are you trying to survive? if you are going to quickly run for the best shelter you can, pack SURVIVAL items!!! which would be mostly food, comfort items, water... stuff like that and maybe a few guns or other weapons. and remember, whenever you shoot a gun, it will attract zombie attention... and thats bad.... here we go

IMPORTANT LOCATIONS AND BACKGROUND INFO: i live in a town of about 100,000 people. its always good to know how many people are in your town so you can try to wirk out how many possible zombies there might be. now, about half of a mile away from my house, we have a gas station, convinient store, and some useless businesses like tanning salons and crap. about 3 miles down the road, there is a walgreens. and about 10 miles down the road from my house, there is a small area with a high concentration of different types of stores. of the businesses, there is a kroger, target, home-depot, lowes, saftey america (my dojo), chick-fil-a, gas station, ice cream shop, block-busters, and some other fast food "restaurants". also, my highschool is just a 5 minute walk from there if u cut across some farm land.

MY SURVIVAL BAG:i have a backpack full of supplies at all times. i have MREs, a cement chisel, crowbar, hammer, multi-tool, my favorite book (to keep me sane),5 pocket knives (because i plan to survive with a certain group of friends), first aid kit, 4 flashlights, plenty of batteries, lens cleaner (some members of my group wear glasses), 1 change of clothes, a baseball to provide some entertainment, duct tape, saulder, wire, rope, latex gloves, 2 belts (one is a normal belt. the other has pouches and pockets (kinda like batman's utility belt), electrical tape, several lighters, and a cd player (power goes out, you wouldnt be able to charge ipods and music will be played at night to ease nerves and block out the moans of the infected)... as well as other things

TIME TO MEET MY FRIENDS... AND THEIR ARSENALS: starting with my families weapons, we have 3 .45 cal pistols. my brother has 7 clips for his .45... my dad and i have the same model Glock and together we have 15 clips which we keep fully loaded at all times. since each clip for the glock holds 13 rounds, that means we have 195 rounds loaded and we have about 200 more in our stash... i dont know for certain how much my brother has though. he keeps his ammo separate... anyway. we have an extremely accurate .22 cal marlin bolt action rifle, my 20 guage, my dad's 12 guage, my 30-06, a .22 pistol, a 357 revolver that can also shoot .38 ammo... and we have my first gun... my springfield XD9. we have 3 33round clips for it and 4 15 round clips and several boxes of ammo. we also have 3 bows, about 50 arrows, a multitude of knives, my 5 swords, my brother's 2 swords, 4 bats, 1 pipe bomb made of plumbinng parts, black powder, artillery fuses, and 24 nails. we also have many more weapons. my friend romeo has an AK-47 semi. and an AR-15 and a .45... angelo has a shotgun and a 9mm. sean has 2 .45s and 1 9mm...chris has nothing but a few swords and a shotgun, jackie has a vagina... enough said. my neighbor is a mechanic and an exellent welder... thats pretty much it

THE PLAN: best case scenario... im at home watching the news or im at the dojo or listening to the radio and i hear about "riots breaking out across the U.S" thats a big warning sign. then the truth starts to become known by the media. if u dont act immediately, you will be too late. i would hop in my truck and driver to the houses of the two most distant people to pick them up and to get supplies. BRING DENIM AND THICK CLOTHING!!!!! human teeth arent that sharp. we cant bite through much. on my way back, i would pick up everyone else (id probably have to drop off some people at my house) and i wouldnt have to worry about food... one of the perks of having a brother that works at kroger and another friend that works at target.my brother would load his car up and daniel (the one that works at target) would meet up with us at the house. depending on where my dad is at the time, we might try to wait for a few minutes. any more would be suicide. we would load up the cars and my truck with all of the people, food, and weapons as possible and make our way up to the school. we would stop to loot a walgrens and convinient store only for high protein foods such as power bars. once we break in, we would immediately sweep the building and my neighbor would use his welding torch and welding rods to weld the safety bars in place. (basically, they are virtually indestructible steel mesh walls that come down from the ceiling.) then, we would see if the classroom doors were locked. if so, my neighbor would have to use a plasma cutter to break into the janitors lounge to get the keys and because the roof access is through there. then, darron (my neighbor) would weld close all of the outer doors except for one. (My school has metal doors on steel frames) which goes behind the school. that one will be our way to get out and in to the school. since there are doors at the foot of every staircase, all we have to do is weld them shut and barricade them just in case. since we have a mechanic and a few cans of gas, we can keep the schools generators running when we want.we would unlock all of the classroom doors because we will need spare parts from the desks and rooms for sleeping and quarantining anyone who we believe to have been exposed to the virus directly. and, the school has vending machines so we will already have supplies there waiting for us. OH! i forgot to mention, at the beggining of the invasion, shoot the first zombie you see in the heart and other organs to see if you really have to shoot them ih the head. if a heart or lung shot is good enough, dont wate your ammo goin for headshots. also, before venturing outside of your new home, observe the patterns and movement of the zombies. see if they can communicate and how fast they walk on average. this lnowledge can be acquired by using the formula for speed... speed=distance divided by time. if you see a zombie walking or running in a sraight line, guess the distane it is going and how many seconds it took. this information might save your life.. or keep you ammused for a few minutes. but, after a while, even i would run out of food. but this is where the farm comes in. the farmer raises cattle... WHO WANTS STEAK? but after a while, the cattle would die off... thats where jackies garden comes in handy. plus, her house is right down the road from the school. after her garden was used up, we would go scavenge at the kroger and other stores. while on patrol, the last thing you want to use is a gun. it would attract too much attention. thats where the bows and arrows come in handy. but, we'd only use it if the there were just a few zombies. otherwise it would be inefficient and simply dead weight. which is why you would also use swords and bats... but every inch of your body must be covered. which is why you brought extra clothes, hats, electrical tape.. and goggles from the chemistry labs. your body can absorb liquids though your skin. therefore, you would intantly be infected.if you have a wetsuit, wear it! if you have paintball armor, wear it.but remember, there might still be other people alive and they might want to kill you. keep a lookout at all times!only steal from stores in your area. never leave one area until u have completely drained it of their supplies.

i will post my other zombie plans after i get back from louisiana.

STAY SAFE!

dark_day's picture

nice n funny

You got my vote one of the best plan i have see.

Oh and the part :jackie has a vagina... enough said.

HAHAHA

German1337's picture

Interesting Plan

are you located in the USA? if so:
-the wepons you have are illegal or at leasts your friends are (AK47)

Secondly, this plan is very short term and fantasy. it is good that you have all these convient welders plasma cutters and people who know how to use them but in reality, what are the odds of everyone being ready at the same time, you wont take just your friends, you would end up with their family and whoever they couldnt bear to leave, you cant count on help, you need to plan for self preservation above all. get youself safe or on your way to safety then work on others. you have no form of transporting these welders and large sum of supplies you are mentioning when "food in your area" runs out. if you are worried about the sound of a gun, try electric buz of generators running off of gas, you ever heard em? they are loud even at large outside events. welding? loud AND bright. what happens if your school is already infected? how good is your aim? lets estimate you have 10k shots among you and all your friends. thats 10% of your town. IF every shot is a kill. most likely 1/2 to 3/4 of your shots will not kill a zombie. How is your aim when your life is on the line, when your running spraying and preying over your shoulder with your precious ak47 on full auto? where can you get ak47 ammo? i know again if you are in the USA you are going to have a hard time finding it. liquid absorbtion through the skin isnot as big of a deal as you think, it takes time and if you wipe it off as soon as you get it on and clean the area (assuming there are no bites, scratches, or other openings to your direct blood stream (again assuming it is viral and needs liquid transfusion unlike in resident evil where the disease is airborne, water born or direct contact depending on the situation) you should be fine*)

* dont take my word and blame me when your infected for that, those are my beliefs and if you die because of it dont whine to me <-- to anyone who reads it*

smackie's picture

i appreciate your comment.

i appreciate your comment. however, i have a few things to say. i am fully aware that absorbtion of liquid via the skin takes time. but if you get any infected blood on you while you are outside of the base, you will probably not notice it. you would probably be more worried about possible threats. i was simply voicing concern. also, i said that the AK-47 was a semi-automatic. so, the comment about the weapon being illegal was unnecessary. as was the comment about "spraying and praying". also, the probability of ALL of the people being ready at the same time is actually very high. my neighbor is a mechanic that works at the front of the neighborhood. his only family lives in the neighborhood so he rarely leaves the town. only a few of my friends that i mentioned in my plan actually live outside of my neighborhood. romeo (the one with the AR-15, 45, and AK-47) is one of the few people that lives outside the neighborhood. my survival is in no way dependent on others for survival. although, the reason why i included those people is because they are my best friends. we have been through a lot of rough times together and we all trust each others with our lives. also, even though there are 100,000 people in my city, i live on the very outskirts of the city. there are 30,000 people (max) that live in my area. and AK-47 ammo has acually been extremely easy to come across in the past few months because we had a few guns shows come through houston. while romeo was there, his dad bought romeo an AK and about 2,000 rounds for it. he also has 2500 rounds for the armalite. im not sure about his .45. at my house, we have 3,000 rounds for the 9mm, 2,000 for the .45 cals. 600 rounds for the 12 guage, 300 for my 20 guage. we have 100 rounds for the 30-06 and 1000 for the 22 rifle, and 1200 for the 22 pistol... dont know bout everyone else. but, they all read the plan. they have known about several of my plans for several months. i dont have to worry about them being ready. they are. as for the comment about it being a fantasty... the school is the perfect place for survival! plus, we will transport everything in the cars, vans, and trucks that the families own. and we wont have to worry about the generators because we have a mechanic in the group, and its inside the school on the second floor. plus, we will have already locked down the school long before the generator dries up. the school has sound dampening panels in the bandhall that we can use. so... basically all of your negative comments were pointless. but im not trying to be a dick. im just explaining that the situation is a bit different than you think

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"death will come when im good and ready"

smackie's picture

by the way, if any member of

by the way, if any member of your group gets bitten, immediately quarantine them. DO NOT JUST SHOOT THEM!!! the more information you can gather about the virus, the better. you need to figure out how much time you would have to live starting at the moment of the bite. restrain the person that was bitten. first, put something in or over theyre mouth. if they turn while you are restraining their legs or arms, they could quickly bite you and then its game over. once you make sure that they cannot bite, tightly secure their hands behind their backs. you dont even need handcuffs to do this. all you need is a length of chain and a lock. if you do not have a chain and a lock, then use duct tape or electrical tape. once their hands are secure, time for the legs. then, wait until they turn. then, since they are restrained, i would simply quaranteen that person to one of the classrooms in the school. that way, we can see how long it takes them to starve to death... err... REdeath

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"death will come when im good and ready"

blure007's picture

I think it's a great plan. I

I think it's a great plan. I really have nothing really to add, got my vote.

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