New Huntington trip

Penguin0123's picture

Well my plan is a kinda long one that could take up to bout' a week after the outbreak I am 13 therefore don't know how to drive so here it is

SO I am in VA when the outbreak hit's instantly I ditch my family and go get friends and my crushes and stuff then we get about 3 cars 2 trucks 1 big van anyways so then most of my friends know how to drive(they've played GTA) so we drive to a hunting store get shiotguns and ammo plus some serious hunting rifles and then we start trucking to my designated area canada then since canada is mostly deserted by now we will continue to newfoundland and get to a port get on aship clear it out then sail to greenland wheer population is limited

By now most of you are probably thinking this kid's a nut he'll never make this work now many of us have heard about zombie animals right well there is a reason it's called New Huntington

so approx. a 4 days later we touch down now before we stocked up on food(mostly beans and veggies) and on warm clothing so w ehead inland blowing the crap outta zombies we find then we make our villiage in a well forested area where we repopulate human race and build a small hunting villiage living off of the ways of the HUNT and eventually greenland will become Huntington

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Badgerman 86's picture
I also livin in VA

Maybe i could help you im really good with rifles (with scope)

Submitted by Badgerman 86 on Fri, 11/07/2008 - 03:46.
fightinguruk's picture
Sorry, but your plan kinda sucks!

Lets see, where to start: Ah yes, what makes you think you will simply "abandon" your parents and other family? Your only 13 and therefore have NO idea how to get around by yourself, do you also think your parents are going to simply "let you go"? If they do then you don't have very good parents. Second, playing a stupid video game is NOTHING like driving a real car, in GTA you don't have different gears to put your car in, you don't have to worry about gas or emergency brakes, or mainaining your oil. How are you even going to get a car anyway? Next, you say you'll take your "crushes" along with you. Thats really cute and all but what makes you think there going to just go with you? What if there protective father intervenes? I know if I was a father in a zombie apacolypse I most certainly would not want my daughter to go running off with some 13 year old who hardly knows what he's doing. Next, I've said it I'll say it a million times. Acquiring firearms during a zombie apacolypse is not going to be as simple as you think. Gun stores will be raided dry. That and do you even have any experience with a shotgun? (GTA does not count). By a miracle if you do figure out how to drive a car, are you positive you know the way to your location in Canada? Cause you know, nothing is worse then being stranded in a caravan in the middle of nowhere during a zombie outbreak, slowly running outta gas! Next, do any of you know how to operate a boat? How do you plan to just "sail away"? Do you know if there'll even BE a boat? And of course theres the imminent threat of running outta ammo (if theres one thing GTA does teach you its how to use up ammo FAST!) Then what? Don't make me laugh! YOU!?! Build a village?!?! I'd like to see that happening in practically zero-below temperatures with the undead practically swarming you, becuase I hat to say it, but its not going to be "deserted"!! Sorry, but your plan just has wayyy too many flaws.

Submitted by fightinguruk on Sat, 08/23/2008 - 04:49.
I hate to burst your bubble but

Playing gta doesnt really teach you to drive.
theres more to driving a real car than getting in and accelerating away

Submitted by blades_dont_nee... on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 16:51.
Soome's picture
I don't mean to be

I don't mean to be condescending at all here, but just to make sure, you are aware of the geographic nature of Greenland right? Basically summed up, the popular phrase is "Greenland's got ice, Iceland's got green." Harsh winters nad glaciers can cause major issues if you're not ready for it. Good luck!

Submitted by Soome on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 21:20.
Penguin0123's picture
Yeah

Yeah i know man but I KNWO WHAT I'M DOING

Submitted by Penguin0123 on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 23:37.
fightinguruk's picture
lol YOUR 13!!

lol not really

Submitted by fightinguruk on Sat, 08/23/2008 - 05:06.
Penguin0123's picture
JEESE!

well the plan is kinda is kinda a joke I mean as soon as I finished it I was this won't work so i will posta new plan soon okay that make you happy????

Submitted by Penguin0123 on Sat, 08/23/2008 - 23:52.
fightinguruk's picture
only if it dos'nt invovle

only if it dos'nt invovle adolescent knolegde of driving and survival in zero below temeratures at age 13!

Submitted by fightinguruk on Sun, 08/24/2008 - 05:12.

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