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Any one can stick a bullet through someones head, but say you were guaranteed safety (a friend you trust is covering you with a rifle) how would you make a kill interesting?
Here are a few suggestions, feel free to add your own
Baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire
2 pool balls in a sock
Candlestick to the skull
Lamp stand through the eye socket( one that fits :P)
Various power tools
My fave so far is one of 9R's, expanding hard foam in the mouth and nose, force those zombie skulls open from the inside zombie03 zombie09

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Decapitate, then microwave.

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I'll think about it on my way to dreamland

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YAY I THINK I'MA LOVE THIS FORUM.... i'm REALLY digging the base ball bat with the bob wire... i would make bombs and see them explode... damn i tcant think of anything but something that has to do with fire.... -_- Disappointed... i'll think of ideas...

Is about that time....

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Is it just me or is there something really hot about pyromaniac girls?
Fire is a wonderful tool, very few things an be so devastating and yet so fascinating.
Firey bait, exploding human organs should make for some interesting viewing.
"braaaaiiiins"BOOM

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Kuma wrote:
Decapitate, then microwave.

Dude that is way cool, goodway to neutraliza the virus dying in the brain. And probably a funky gooey mess

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Cut it's legs off in one slash, then cut each arm off as it crawls toward me. Then, step on it's head, and then run the sword through it's skull. Tell me THAT doesn't sound cool!

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justindude28 wrote:
Cut it's legs off in one slash, then cut each arm off as it crawls toward me. Then, step on it's head, and then run the sword through it's skull. Tell me THAT doesn't sound cool!

Are you quentin tarrentino in disguise?

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I don't know if Justin is even old enough to watch reservoir dogs, and don't even think about pulp fiction.

Also, kick it to the ground, and knock it's head off with a golf club. Bonus points for making it through a hole of some kind.

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I think he's a fan of Once upon a Time in Mexico and Pulp Fiction.

Anyway! I forgot to think about this thread last night so I'm just going to go with the mile long hole filled with fire ants for right now until I come up with something better. I'd just toss them in and watch! ^^ For kicks and giggles I'd chop off their arms before I throw them in, if I can get close enough and taunt them with some dead guys brain.

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I'm already starting to question your sanity cake.
You must have some weird dreams.

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I had an awesome dream the other night! I had an iPhone, and I was in the middle of a field with a hill. I opened an app that said "Get There!" and it turned on the phone's camera. I looked through it, and there was a yellow dot on the middle of the screen. I put the yellow dot on the top of the hill, and touched a button that said "Get there, yo!" and I was surrounded in a white glow that blocked my vision. When it cleared, I was on the top of the hill! The rest of the dream involved me just playing around with my new-found Apple Teleporter.

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Construct a laser. Use said laser.

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I would have an extreme pillow fight with goose down feather pillows.

You don't like techno? You would if you had robot ears...

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justindude28 wrote:
I had an awesome dream the other night! I had an iPhone, and I was in the middle of a field with a hill. I opened an app that said "Get There!" and it turned on the phone's camera. I looked through it, and there was a yellow dot on the middle of the screen. I put the yellow dot on the top of the hill, and touched a button that said "Get there, yo!" and I was surrounded in a white glow that blocked my vision. When it cleared, I was on the top of the hill! The rest of the dream involved me just playing around with my new-found Apple Teleporter.

Get this made, and I will send millions of pounds your way

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I want one! NOW!

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I'd take off the front part of a fan and bring the spinning blades (assuming it's on and plugged into a working socket) to the zombie. Pseudo-Chainsaw.

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I would take a spoon to carve out a whole in the zombie's scull and then add a funnel. Then I would take an acid filled super soaker right to the brain, I could even use two zombies and race my friend in killing the zombie. Plus I could say i killed one with a spoon and a super soaker.

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My Spoon's too big!ol

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Ahh, I see what you didnthere kumtanica, witty.

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through a skill saw disk at them or do the bayblades stick pencle theough the eye of the saw blade and do it like a spinning top cuttn off zed legs, or kicking them into a pot of crockx

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I would like to learn to blow shit up with my mind... And then use that on a zombie.

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Poseidon wrote:
I would like to learn to blow shit up with my mind... And then use that on a zombie.

Sunray the admin can do that. I think he said he's like a super saiyan or something.

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Poseidon wrote:
I would like to learn to blow shit up with my mind... And then use that on a zombie.

Accepted.

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a body fills with gas after it dies right? all the decaying stuff, blah blah blah.
so id pop it with a pin.

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justindude28 wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
I would like to learn to blow shit up with my mind... And then use that on a zombie.

Accepted.

What are you like opening a school for evil geniuses?

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Crush an old computer monitor on ones head, still plugged in. Beat down with a pillow filled with steal shavings. Atemps a model rocket kill. Throwing knives. Shierken. Pool stick. Guitar kill. Just to name a few

THAT MUST REALLY DOES SUX! "It doesn't make sense, i know :D"

if you don't know how to do this, then I will not tell you. THAT MUST DOES SUX

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Hmmm. You know those shotgun shells that use pellets made of seasoning? I'd use those.
Death by Cilantro.

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I'd imagine someone would use that to add extra seasoning to the meals of dangerous caged animals.
How is it really used?

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Bird hunting. That way you don't have to pick out/chip your teeth on the pellets.

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oh, that's good, now that is clever.

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Yeah, I'd rather get a mouthful of salt then lead poisoning.

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Who came up with that? that's brilliant. is it an old thing or a revolutionary new idea or what?

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It's a couple years old. You can get the shot from Cabelas or bass pro shop.

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