Use your braaiiinnnsss

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First of all,when the zombie apocolypse or possibly even the "virus" spreads it will come to all of us unawares reguardless of careful search(although one or ten(for every square foot more or less)may possibly notice and try to tell everybody but they most likely will be called nothing but nutters). secondly people may be scattered and put into several groups of people that are highly different from eachother(though once again some may gather(so much for nutters)togeather to survive)and having either possibly conflicting, neutral or even complimenting personalities.conflicting may mean that they have several problems with eachother while complimenting personalities would mean they enjoy eachothers company or possibly even care for one another.the last personality or neutral as its been called would mean they have no emotional effect on one another.All of this personality groups generally have little or no effect on fighting though there are some cases in which this effects it indefinatly. weapons will also be hard to come by and people(excpet those who(man, you really should have listened)have prepared before hand)will grab what is nearby some will have better weapons then most other will be empty-handed simply because they have no idea what they should do and may or maynot(depending who is with them at the time)be diminished quickly(also known as being thrown into(Were Not Nutters Listen)the ranks of the dead(or is it undead)thus helping to populate the zombie realm.many may find safe point(especially the ones you called crazy) here and there whilist others may move from here to there.many may find the internet a valuable resource of communication so sites such as these will become valuable assests of information and communication(HA HA TAKE THAT YOU WHO CALLED ME CRAZY)fianlly food may be hard to come by so some may eat zombie flesh while some will become purely vagatarian(depending on location and food availabilty)and others still will eat when they can and what they can.people who know how to turn normal everyday items into weapons or explosives will also have a better chance of survival as will war veterans and certain people with mental capabilities or mental defuncts.lastly people will find a way to survive even if the zombie population never dwindles because of there precautions and ability to reproduce even in the hardest of times(snicker). this is more of a most likely to happen case then an actual zombie plan.

Honsou's picture

But the question remains who

But the question remains who are you?

Notazombie's picture

NINJAS!!!

notazombie thats who

Honsou's picture

PIE

No your just a ordinary citizen.

Notazombie's picture

SO......then

THAT STILL MAKES ME NOTAZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!

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