My Zombie Protection Wishlist:
1) Full head motorcycle helmet.
2) A Hockey Goalie Neck Guard.
3) A thick, heavy duty leather jacket.
4) Heavy Duty Motorcycle Pants.
5) Sneakers.
6) AR-15.
7) M9 Pistol
BRB will finish later
justin shame on you irresistible to all the ladies thats to late
A Triple Booked Mini Chainsaw with infinite fuel. Better yet, an unlimited supply of aforementioned chainsaws.
Also, armor that resists zombie bites. The armor must have an interdimensional pocket to store all my chainsaws.
Also, armor that resists zombie bites. The armor must have an interdimensional pocket to store all my chainsaws.
YES! me too me too!
1.
MOAR AMMO!
2. AMT hardballer longslide
3. Left handed M1911 or equivalent
4. Colt Anaconda
I'm covered in the rifle department.
An Anaconda would be overkill. Kuma, why not shoot for a .357? .44 mag and .357 have the same likelihood of killing someone (100%(
The anaconda is more for fun then anything else. I'm a big guy, so I want a huge ass revolver. Right now I'll more then likely be getting a Rossi .357 sometime next year.
Ooh, fancy guns!
What'll be really fancy is when I can track down a Rossi re-production of the Mare's Leg. AKA "The Bounty Hunter."
Wooooh, just googled it. Sweeters
My dream zombie hunting item would be a Holland and Holland(the official gun maker to the british royal family) bolt action magazine rifle with a beautiful wallnut finish engraved with my family's coat if arms
my moterbike gear excpt bta gloves and boots
id also like a brode sord atached to my bike
ohohoh and gun holsters to clip on to the side of the tank :)
or maby just a master cheifs MJOLNIR VI armor thatl do
cthulhu
That thing is on your zombie protection wish list? I didn't know we could use monsters, cheater!
Just be careful. We don't know what would happen if an Old One was zombiefied.
No monsters?
Shark knife
dude i wand one of those
Ever seen one of these before? It's called a "Shongo" among other things and it comes from central Africa. The great thing about it is that anyone can use it, but it takes a lot of skill to master it. I saw a demo on the history channel today where the guy made it catch the edge of his targets shield and fling itself downward into the targets chest area. Also, it was actually banned by one of the tribal kings for being to deadly. A truly remarkable weapon.
It looks like the incest bred child of two ninja stars.
Actually it pre-dates ninja stars by hundreds of years.
Some ninja threw them so hard they went back in time and someone they came to life and had that thing as a child. Happy now?
Oh, time travel... How I loveth thee.
Pirelli wrc spec winter tyres (: like the ones on loeb's c4
okay I'm here.
Not bc I have a wish list yet.
But bc I can probably learn alot
Is it cold enough for tungsten studs on your tyres? I doubt it, so you can learn nothing.
full body studded leather armor,
about 5LBs of C4 stregtically sewn in,
a detinator wired to a heart monitor set to go off if my heart slows below 20 BPM.
to take to hell with me what ever manages to bring me down. hehehe......
i got most everything else i could want. my calicos are probably the best zombie killing guns ever made. (well that are easily carried anyway.)
What if you have a cardiac arrest through a cause that isn't zombie biting. What if someone is performing CPR?
I wonder if you could kill a zombie in a humiliating fashion using a cake mixer and salt... time to find out...
...ghillie I'm trying to learn here!
Shh!
We'll talk about your humiliation fanasties l8r
Cake has LOTS of humiliation fantasies.
No those are called humilliating flashbacks.
No those all called paraphillia.
Whutz that?
Oh btw ty 4 the pic ghillie. It's not as bad as I thought it was going to be. U should post it!
what pic?
Oh right. Its a secret. Sorry.
Dang, now I want to see it.
It would be wrong of me to post it in the survivalist look like forum plus I don't kno how the attach pics on this site while I'm on a phone. Maybe I should use one of the parentals laptops. Ghillie post it yourself! Don't be scare : )
There Is NO Picture! 
sure there isnt ^-^
Use the one where you're not smiling. The serious 1. That one is major. I think its my fave.
Updated:
1) Full head motorcycle helmet.
2) A Hockey Goalie Neck Guard.
3) A thick, heavy duty leather jacket.
4) Heavy Duty Motorcycle Pants.
5) Boots.
6) AR-15.
7) M9 Pistol.
8) SPAS-12 Shotgun.
9) Machete.
There that is my wishlist.
P.S. I want unlimited ammo. ROFL!
iv im haveing cardiac arrest through a cause that isnt zombie biteing then im still likely gonna die from it. in the world of zombies there arnt many hospitals left (if any) that are usable, or doctors for that matter. a drop in heart rate that low isnt likely from anything mundane/surrvivable, it will be from a wound. and in the weird chance its medical and surrvivable i wont be very usfull to a team and wont be solo capible, so at least this way its quick and i wont be able to go zed.
as for CPR in the zombie world..... just dont, you'll end up goose stepping with the horde and no one wants that.
(mouth to mouth with a potential infected is a NO NO.)
That'd be very kinky... all those holes and blood...
Bow chicka bow wow
Well I got a new aluminum baseball bat: half alloy half composite. That's all I'll need during the apocalypse.
Ghillie is into some really kinky stuffs. Whoa!! Matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he wouldn't to borrow your bat, Capn.
I'd probably stick to the turkey gun Kuma told me about a long time ago. I'm not sure how good my shooting skills would be under so much stress and nervousness. Have you ever had to shoot while being scared for your life?
I already have my own baseball bat :) The duct tape on it gives me super strength!
Cake, I have had to shoot while being scared for my life. It's called Rifle Team, and it is terrifying.
How the the duct tape give you super strength?
Things that make you say "hmm...""
wish list-
I can control fire with my mind
my sweat is a zombie repellent, while also making me irresistible to all the ladies
I am immune
a plane crashes in my front yard full of everything I could ever want in my entire life
a universal remote that actually makes sense
my beagle would lose about 10 pounds
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I wish that zombies actually existed. :(
Damn an blast, that was the best idea I had all week...- blades_dont_need_reloading
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