Friday, June 13th 2008.
Zombies Have Struck! What Do I Do? My Plan Is As Follows.
1) Gather Canned Food And A Crowbar. My Toolkit Is Already In My Escape Vehicle.
2) Call My Friends (For Whom I Have Already Warned About Zombie Attacks, No Joke) And Have Them Meet Me At A Specified Location Nowhere Near A Major City. Most Of Them Have Fuel-Efficient Vans Or Trucks Which Will Be Used To...
3) Create A Caravan. We Will Gather Supplies Such As Guns, Ammo, Water, Food, And Other Heavy Duty Materials Such As Generators And Such. If We Stay Out Of Major Cities And Highly Populated Areas, And Also Maintain A Low Profile, We Can Successfully Make It To Our Destination, Which Is...
4) An Old Prison. To Be Specific, It Has To Be From At Least The 1940's. High Concrete Walls Are A Must. A Library And A Medical Center Are Most Likely Going To Be Provided. There Will Also Likely Be A Backup Generator. If We See Any Prisoners Gone Mad From The Invasion, We Will Try To Befriend Them. If They Do Not Comply, We Will Kill Them. It's A Harsh World.
5) Hold Out. There Will Be A Radio That We Will Watch For Bulletins From Military Officials About Their Course Of Action. We Will Keep Entertained And Maintain All Of The Duties That Come Along With Taking Refuge In A Prison. If Any Calls From Neighboring Survivors Come In, We Will Ignore Them For The Protection Of Our Own Safety. Like I Stated, It's A Harsh World.
6) If The Invasion Ends, Then We Will Travel Back To Our Homes And Try To Go Back To Our Lives Before The Attack. If It Doesn't End, Then There Is No Other Option Besides Survival. Keep On Doing What We Have Already Set In Motion.
Yeah. I Thought This Shit Through.
